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“I Don’t Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People.” Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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A hilariously relatable design featuring a grumpy dog just waking up, clutching a cup of coffee, with the phrase: “I Don’t Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People.” Perfect for those who are not morning fans, this design blends canine charm with caffeine-fueled sarcasm. Ideal for mugs, pajamas, and lazy day gear. because some mornings just need more coffee... and fewer people.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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